So you want to itch your balls but there’s no elegant way to do it. What should a gentlemen with this dilemma do? One suggestion would be: don’t scratch your balls in public! The other is: the Gentleman’s Ball Scratcher.
It’s the sort of thing Mr Darcy would use. He’d be able to itch himself while engaged in charged yet witty banter with Miss Elizabeth Bennett without committing an egregious social faux pas.
What I don’t understand about this product is that, it has to be a gift but I don’t know what would possess a girlfriend or a wife to encourage their loved ones to scratch their balls more.
